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The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters
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A well-designed monster (say, a burn victim with a glove made of knives) can make a franchise. We asked you to photoshop monsters from the opposite end of the spectrum, the shittiest movie monster possible. The winner is below. But first the runners up. #30.
#29.
#28.
#27.
#26.
#25.
#24.
#23.
#22.
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#20.
#19.
#18.
#17.
#16.
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But I think number 26 and 16 were my favourites.
The guy who made the Count Chocula one did a REALLY nice job.
Actually, there was a Count Chocula movie. Of a sort. Chocula himself was lame, but the zombies in the movie were cool--they sat around moaning and complaining about their lot in the afterlife, with helpful subtitles for those of us who don't speak zombie.
Actually the drunk ex-girlfriend one would be pretty scary
my personal fave is nasferatu....very, very clever.
I LOVE NUMBER 17!!!!
Did Sealed really have to be last? I mean, c'mon "your fate is SEALED." is supremely clever. And its about a killer seal.
'Technology Savvy Vengeful Ghost' LMAO :D
'Narcoleptic Quadruple Amputee' That one deserves to be higher up in the list since these are supposed to be USELESS villains and you don't get more useless than that.
Endroll. Lol. Simply. Lol.
Time. Drunk Ex-Girlfriend. 50 Year-Old Woman. All hilarious :)
hey, I checked out Master Blaster's link to the original art that Coultergeist ripped off (http://chud.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1902283&postcount=973) ... it's a pretty obvious case of plagiarism. I move that "joker" has his #1 status revoked.
Some of these were great. That 50 yr old woman is more like 65 though. But still funny.
mobys dick was berry small
Moby's dick made me loll.
Some fun ideas but #1 COULTERGEIST is a complete and total RIP-OFF of a fan-made joke poster posted over at CHUD nearly a whole year ago.
Proof: http://chud.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1902283&postcount=973
Moby's dick was great.
I can't wait to enter one of cracked.com contests for 50 bucks and then b***h about it endlessly, and then turn on other competitors because I am 10 years old...fun.
Bardem as count chocula FTW!
claypot you must be the off spring of Bill murray, and a f*****g huge pile of pope s**t
Seconded, thirded, whatever. Claypots you are an enourmous douche. Please go back to commenting on Youtube videos and Digg articles where you so rightfully belong.
You know what would be cool is if readers could somehow cast votes for their favorite photoshops, because the editors aren't very good at picking a winner.
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Mr.Lumberjack
number one was very clever